[A stout man dressed in 18th century finery fidgets nervously when his turn comes, although he's trying his very best to be his usual bubbly self. There's a smile on his face at least, and he gives a deep and gentlemanly bow.]

I am Gottlieb Albrecht, formerly of the Vienna Albrechts, most recently of Maplesweet, Pennsylvania. I suppose if it comes to talent I have much experience with dancing -- my favorite being the waltz. I will be a clown. In spite of the circumstances, it is my deepest pleasure to make all your acquaintances.