[She glares down at the pants. For her glares are kind of an all purpose expression, and don't necessarily indicate an actual Bad Mood. This one's actually an amused glare, but it's pretty hard to tell, especially for somebody who doesn't know her at all.]

Ha ha. [The words are spoken, but not sarcastic or even disapproving. It's like the verbal equivalent of typing 'lol'.] Thanks but nah. [The weird lump in the pants sways from side to side as she experimentally wags her tail a bit.] Weirdly enough, there's plenty of room for it. [Now it's time for a weird awkward kick out with one foot.] But, christ yeah these are unsalvageable.

[She turns around and heads back into the changing room, gesturing with one hand over her shoulder.]

Find me something slightly less stupid while I get these off.