"And the real ones aren't nearly as easy to solve by playing 'find the guest star." Another sip of coffee from his mug. "Sounds a lot more interesting than mine. Radio ad sales in Pontiac, Illinois. If you were outside Chicago and heard any particularly vile ads on the radio, I'm sorry. Even if I didn't sign 'em? Still sorry."

"But... And you probably get asked this a lot, and I apologize, but what's your most memorable case. The one you feel most... accomplished about, after you finished it." Because really, for a paper pushing nobody from nowhere, Sherlock is equal parts fascinating and frustrating.