kingsroads: (me & my stupid hat)
Jonathan Strange ([personal profile] kingsroads) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival 2017-03-26 07:14 pm (UTC)

open!

[ Official nightrunner report from Strange? This world is really fricken weird. After an eternal party dimension, the Matrix, and Atlantis, it seems to be this world that's the hardest for the magician to accept. There are bugs that are a foot tall, cats that breathe fire, sentient rocks, and mice that generate electricity, this world makes no goddamn sense.

Thankfully, he's changed clothes to loose trousers, a short-sleeved shirt, and a giant floppy hat. Unfortunately, he hasn't applied sunscreen at all. This will definitely bite him in the ass later, but right now he's far too distracted by Alolan Exeggutor which really, is the straw that's breaking the camel's back with regards to Strange accepting this world's nonsense.

Fun fact: the stats for Alolan Exeggutor are absolutely terrifying. So you bet Strange is downright confused as he looks up at this thirty-five foot tall thing which seems to be paying Strange absolutely no mind as it eats some leaves and just goes about it's business. Sorry fellow Nightrunner, you're the one who gets to deal with Strange's confusion as he asks, with 100% seriousness,
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But how come it's not falling over?

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