[ Pig is the derpiest looking animal Lambert has ever seen, but at least in this case he has a solid basis for his confidence in its abilities. He's got the bruises under his shirt to prove it. In any case, Strange is wrong about at least one thing. ]
Those aren't the only eyes its got.
[ He points. And sure enough, on the tail, a slightly more immature fruit(???) than its fellows is staring avidly at Strange and Lambert. It's not doing much of anything or displaying much reaction to their presence, but even as the beast stomps around and sends the tail waving, it seems to track where they are ...
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Those aren't the only eyes its got.
[ He points. And sure enough, on the tail, a slightly more immature fruit(???) than its fellows is staring avidly at Strange and Lambert. It's not doing much of anything or displaying much reaction to their presence, but even as the beast stomps around and sends the tail waving, it seems to track where they are ...
Stare. Staaare. ( ❛ ε ❛✿) ]