"I'm a charmer, not a miracle worker," he says, chuckling. "After what just happened, I wouldn't be holdin' my breath on guarantees. People sign up for weird places and simple work. This sort of thing has a tendency ta scare 'em away." Trust him when he says he knows from experience.

But he glances over Lambert again consideringly before adding, "Some are sturdy enough, 'course. If ya can handle a trip ta Hell, well, ain't like it can get much worse."