Ground type vs. Ground type was likely to be a slog of a battle, although Lambert failed to appreciate that right now, because understanding Pokemon type strategies was definitely for losers who care about that sort of thing and not people like the witcher.

Pig, sensing the shift in mood, perked up immediately, pawing at the ground with a hoof and getting into a battle-ready stance. Lambert crossed his arms, smirked, and raised his brows at the other man.

"Hope you're ready to pay up. C'mon, Pig!" The formerly-docile little donkey started the fight off the way it always preferred -- by throwing mud at its enemy's face.