Takes too much time and too much coin to get drunk like everyone else.

[ Lambert shrugs. In truth, the likelihood that he'd had exactly the same reaction as Strange did the first time he tried it. Thanks, fellow witchers, for training him in the secret of how to get wasted super fast even if your metabolism doesn't lend itself well to it. ]

Goes better with spirits. There's one you can make out of potatoes ... should try making that sometime. That's something that actually wouldn't poison you.

[ He can't cook for shit, but alcohol brewing is close enough to alchemy that he's great at it. ]