Oh, the beast was real enough. What they wanted it for, on the other hand...
[ Lambert trails off, letting the whole thing build suspense, and finally explains: ]
The baron and his wife had been trying to conceive. I say trying, because even after a few years, his wife had yet to pop out a baby and the baron wasn't exactly in the bloom of youth. I'm sure I don't need to tell you an heir a pretty damn big deal to anyone that has something worth inheriting.
You might be wondering what a griffin has to do with any of this, much less a dead one. Well, as it turns out? Someone had gotten the notion in the baron's head that the way to get his wife pregnant was to fuck her on a griffin's back.
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[ Lambert trails off, letting the whole thing build suspense, and finally explains: ]
The baron and his wife had been trying to conceive. I say trying, because even after a few years, his wife had yet to pop out a baby and the baron wasn't exactly in the bloom of youth. I'm sure I don't need to tell you an heir a pretty damn big deal to anyone that has something worth inheriting.
You might be wondering what a griffin has to do with any of this, much less a dead one. Well, as it turns out? Someone had gotten the notion in the baron's head that the way to get his wife pregnant was to fuck her on a griffin's back.