[ It's like dealing with a wet noodle as Lambert pushes Strange back upright. He's just going in whatever direction the witcher shoves him in because ahaha standing right now? Moving? That's cute, he kind of really doesn't want to do that! Why did he try to move in the first place? ]
You're not womanly enough for me to try and seduce you, [ Strange grumbles, as if this is a perfect topic of conversation in his mind. Sorry Lambert! You're a dude! And also, like fuck Strange could seduce anybody to begin with, his method of getting Arabella to marry him was pretty much sustained pestering and getting a job. ]
And your hair's all wrong. [ Because that is another point against Lambert in Strange's mind. ] And, most importantly, you're not Arabella.
[ He sways to the side slightly. Lambert may be slightly wobbly but Strange is damn wobbly, as he attempts to straighten himself back upright. At least he knows he's drunk and wobbly and will be rather useless for the next few hours, sorry everybody. ]
you are not sorry in the slightest
You're not womanly enough for me to try and seduce you, [ Strange grumbles, as if this is a perfect topic of conversation in his mind. Sorry Lambert! You're a dude! And also, like fuck Strange could seduce anybody to begin with, his method of getting Arabella to marry him was pretty much sustained pestering and getting a job. ]
And your hair's all wrong. [ Because that is another point against Lambert in Strange's mind. ] And, most importantly, you're not Arabella.
[ He sways to the side slightly. Lambert may be slightly wobbly but Strange is damn wobbly, as he attempts to straighten himself back upright. At least he knows he's drunk and wobbly and will be rather useless for the next few hours, sorry everybody. ]