It might be even more painful to watch him type, honestly. Lambert is almost definitely a hunt-and-pecker.

Regardless, what Scout's describing sounds more and more like what witchers have done to them... only a whole lot more voluntary and deliberately directed. Closer to being a druid than a sorcerer, from the sounds of it. He's no idea what the expression on her face means, though it won't stop him from writing back.

Handy. Witchers can't get sick either. Or knock anyone up, but you know what, that's probably not a conversation to be having with Scout. Instead, he'll circle back to the point that started this line of questioning in the first place:

So why are these trying to eat you?