... you'll probably find yourself with some kind of weapon, if not a whole new body entirely. [ Lambert finishes. ] From what we've been able to pick up, you don't get to choose what that is.

If you end up with something you don't know how to use: keeping the pointy bit away from you and away from your friends is usually a good rule of thumb.

[ His baleful stare across the room suggests this is a low, low bar of competence he's pretty sure most of the Carnival will fail to meet. ]