"Maybe it's one of those deep games with plot and story hidden away and you have to go look for it." He thinks about that one for a moment, taking another sip of firebreath and taking another look at his 'assets'. "Or more likely they figured that their primary audience didn't give much of a damn about the story and wanted to focus more on killing monsters and the bit of bonus titillation."

"My money's on the latter, really."