"Yeah, I didn't know what they were keeping in here either, and, like... can I be honest?" He sips his drink, quirking an eyebrow. "This shit is wild. Where do they even find this stuff?"

The rat with multiple heads is fine, he doesn't care about it that much, but what the hell is up with the vagina weasels, or whatever they are?

... he doesn't voice that, since this dude is apparently a kid in human years, but he sure does think it.