"I knew it! I KNEW all of this feels wrong! Zim is right, as always!" Or he's found someone else who is as crazy as he is, but that would be admitting he has a problem and god forbid that ever happens. No, the fact that someone else knows who he is and thinks something is wrong with everything is more than enough for him.

"I should be conquering this horrible dirt planet, not just living on it!" He adds, starting to pace in circles. "Either this is some kind of disgusting alternate dimension, or time and space was manipulated and this world is acting as a prison. Whatever is causing all of this is affecting my memory drive, probably so I can't enact some amazingly brilliant vengeance...."

Yes, he's rambling.