Should go for America's Got Talent, they take all sorts these days, I think.

[Still, he takes a step back when she hops down, and laughs at her little show of acrobatics.]

Someday! I'll have ta drop by when ya get the hang of it, then. Do ya just do this on yer spare time, or... [Well. Is she wearing her kind of clothes for the same reasons he is but in more dire straits?]