Well, that's quite simple. You see, I was minding my own business, taking in the sights and sounds of this wonderful festival. Oh, such exquisite sights... and sounds...

[What appeared to be a bead of drool formed at the edge of Brook's mouth as he recalled some pleasant memory.]

Then, out of nowhere, a mysterious brunette in tears! Those eyes! That melodious, pleading voice! Those measurements!

She informed me at once that she desperately needed my aid...