Hey, listen, at least this sister isn't a LITERAL SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.
"It is incredibly unlikely that that is the full story," captain obvious here responds in an equally deadpan tone. She shoves her glasses back up the bridge of her nose like the mega nerd that she is, still squinting at him in a shrewd manner. "Or if it is the full story, I'm going to have to hex you to teach you a lesson for thinking that you can push him around just because he served you coffee at one point."
Look, she may know now that her familial history with Lambert is a complete and utter lie, but that knowledge hasn't erased the bond that they've shared... and Peridot really doesn't appreciate when people try to bully her friends.
Also she knows it's not the full truth anyway, because she has ridiculously good bat hearing and was definitely eavesdropping on most of their conversation.
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"It is incredibly unlikely that that is the full story," captain obvious here responds in an equally deadpan tone. She shoves her glasses back up the bridge of her nose like the mega nerd that she is, still squinting at him in a shrewd manner. "Or if it is the full story, I'm going to have to hex you to teach you a lesson for thinking that you can push him around just because he served you coffee at one point."
Look, she may know now that her familial history with Lambert is a complete and utter lie, but that knowledge hasn't erased the bond that they've shared... and Peridot really doesn't appreciate when people try to bully her friends.
Also she knows it's not the full truth anyway, because she has ridiculously good bat hearing and was definitely eavesdropping on most of their conversation.