Couples package? How on Earth did they think they were a couple? He's still a bit confused about the whole thing but Lambert's giving him shit and batting his eyes at him and wrapping his hand around his waist so like Strange is going to let himself be outmatched in the stupid department.

"I'm afraid it's my fault why we didn't tell you sooner. I'm not as forward about these things as darling is." Strange isn't as forward about a lot of things compared to Lambert so that much is at least true. And Lambert's at least won this round of 'who can make the other the most embarrassed' as the mention of taking off their robes causes Strange to flush pink for a moment or two. Again?! If he knew how much a spa day involved getting naked, he wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

He can't help but continue to think on why the fae thought they were a couple as he tries to undo the knot in the fluffy robe belt that he just now realized he tied a little too tight. They were just bros. Just two bros on a spa day. Two bros getting naked in front of each other and oh good Lord Strange now realizes why the fae thought they were a couple. With a sigh, he finally undoes the knot...and then accidentally looks over at Lambert who probably has gotten his robe off a lot faster than Strange has. Goddammit, why does he keep doing these things.