Ooooh Miko's horse does not like that at all. In fact, he dislikes it so much he's decided he's about ready to go now, thanks, and it's only through years of practice being a squirrely little fucker who can't stop climbing on things that Miko manages to jump off and out of the way of the beam before he bolts.
"--Crap! You kidding me?!" She leaps to the side, then back at Zangetsu from an angle, aiming to bowl him over.
rolls a dang 15 on this unofficial dex check
"--Crap! You kidding me?!" She leaps to the side, then back at Zangetsu from an angle, aiming to bowl him over.