criticallyfucked: (Where proud you stand)
Foster van Denend ([personal profile] criticallyfucked) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival 2017-10-18 05:01 pm (UTC)

Grabbing Foster is about the only way anyone's gotten a dance with him, and there's a reason for that.

Well, a couple of reasons for that. One is that he hates people, and also has very clear, very urgent priorities right now. Dancing is somewhere in the negatives.

But also, he sucks at dancing.

But Jasper's version of 'grabbing' is so much more literal than the norm as to render the other version underwhelming. His big meaty bear paws (literal) are invariably bigger than most people's hands, but this gigantic orange... hair... woman's paws (idiomatic) are even bigger and meatier; they just sort of envelop his and also crush them a little as she literally lifts him up off the ground, twirling away from where she nabbed him like some kind of intimidatingly-coiffed Beyblade spinning top.

And with his hooves dangling several inches off the ground, he really has no choice but to accept it.

He looks a little dazed, though.

Probably can't blame him.

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