"It's not about whether anyone sees us," Arabella scolds, though she doesn't sound all that put out -- or maybe that's just the breathlessness. It's the principle of the thing! Something Jonathan should know better than she does! Staying in a corner and kissing your husband simply isn't done.

"Besides--" And this time, it's her turn to offer him a look, eyes half-lid. "It's unbecoming of a gentleman to start something he can't finish."

It's a great thing there isn't anyone else around to see this display of gross and married, because it's super gross and married.