"That sounds... like a name! So, call me Papyrus."

Not Ishmael, or any other literary name, for all that his name's from a truly ancient kind of parchment. And there's not, not really, a surname to go with it. All the more important to have a variety of titles available for embellishing it.

"Janitor Papyrus isn't really regal enough, but it's the most accurate."