Little does she know that while he did like appearances in his women that just because someone looked horrifying or somewhat scarred that didn't turn him off from enjoying their beauty. Cobweb was a good example of that. He found her charming despite the fact she seemed to think herself horrifying and he'd definitely wine and dine her for an evening just to spend time in her company.

Yet he knows when he needs to listen instead of talk and once she's up on top of him he adjusts. He's use to an invasive niece with her own elbows and knees digging into places.

"Oh? And what has this little lady done that is so shameful to be undeserving of honest praise?"