Unsurprisingly, flimsy cloth can only do so much against blood and guts. Strange is about to retort something along those lines but oooh, a different hat! This one is very sci-fi and even dumber than the steampunk hat and it is going right on Strange's head as well.

He models for a moment in the mirror before turning around to look at Lambert and that...bubble covered thing. Strange bites down on his tongue to keep from laughing, but a small little snort of laughter manages to escape. That thing looks real silly and Lambert looks real silly holding it up to him.

"I know the carnival is devoid of women our age, but I didn't think you were that desperate!"