Why does a hat have to have lights on it? Probably the same reason someone decided it was a great idea to have crystal tits on clothes. Lambert feigns mock-offense, shaking his head.

"I'm not desperate, just adventurous. We can't all be married and happy with a rock that plays memories back." He puts the bustier back down, giving Strange a critical once-over.

"Not very magician-like." He grins, spotting a big ol' witch hat with a flopping brim, reaching over to flick it at Strange. "Here, how about this?" Because yeah, he's absolutely not taking this seriously. None of this is really stuff he'd seriously consider wearing, for the aforementioned 'probably just going to get fucked up by blood and guts' reasons, but his eyes look over the selection anyway, frowning slightly.