So younger than Rita, huh...? Is that how old people view him as? He doesn't understand why age is so important to biological beings, though. It's not as if personality comes from age!

Maybe it's best if he stays silent on his actual age; Lambert had been bully enough thinking he's 3 years old. Imagine the reaction if he said it was actually closer to 3 months.

"I bet I could," he says loftily, folding his arms. Not that he knows what's involved in getting those markings. "I've never cried for anything."