"Well, you could start by changing back into a bat, for a start," Lambert suggests. "And then we're going to need to find you something to drink out of."

Bats usually skim the surface of the water to drink. Even feeling mischievous as he is, Lambert knows that's not a good idea for Peridot to attempt. At best, it's alcohol up her nose; at worst ... well, there are a lot of worsts.