[The ringleader (badumtish) of this whole mess is of course around, although he's mostly staying hands off (badumtish) from the construction portion of all of this and is instead sticking to the baking and cutting parts of all of this. Listen, there's a reason he called other people into this whole mess.]
[For once, he's dressed mostly sensibly today... Although that might have something to do with the dark cloak that is held inbetween his two wings so that it's out of the way of the food preparation. Occasionally, he glances up at everything that's going on and makes an idle remark.]
I'll be amazed if we don't burn this whole place down.
[He seems pretty cheerful about this fact, and not distressed at all.]
[So feel free to help him as he bakes or carves out sections of castle, or make a comment on his sweet new cloak, or... Is that a deer? Wait, no, maybe it's a dog... It's sure something, and about as big as either of those creatures. In fact, it probably shouldn't be in the kitchen at all, but it's here regardless as it quietly follows Joker around.]
[There's a bow-tie collar on its neck. It's very cute.]
and then this loser
[For once, he's dressed mostly sensibly today... Although that might have something to do with the dark cloak that is held inbetween his two wings so that it's out of the way of the food preparation. Occasionally, he glances up at everything that's going on and makes an idle remark.]
I'll be amazed if we don't burn this whole place down.
[He seems pretty cheerful about this fact, and not distressed at all.]
[So feel free to help him as he bakes or carves out sections of castle, or make a comment on his sweet new cloak, or... Is that a deer? Wait, no, maybe it's a dog... It's sure something, and about as big as either of those creatures. In fact, it probably shouldn't be in the kitchen at all, but it's here regardless as it quietly follows Joker around.]
[There's a bow-tie collar on its neck. It's very cute.]