Julien holds up a couple of tea packets in one hand to see if Joker likes the look of either. Tea bags might not be the best carriers for good tea, but they're convenient and all over the Carnival.

"A bodyguard! So who do you have in mind, more of a charmer or an intimidator? Surely not the big orange animal keeper, though I have to say, her eyeliner is always on point." Also she seems enormously bad tempered as well as enormous and he likes steering clear of that kind of thing.

Half seriously he says, "You do know that if you keep going on about this it's probably going to happen, right?"