whattaprick: (like so whatever)
Lambert ([personal profile] whattaprick) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival 2018-01-10 02:54 pm (UTC)

If an android whines in a forest and there's no one who gives a fuck, did his pain really happen?

Lambert, in the meantime, is unmoved and unimpressed with 9S's theatrics, tapping his foot and jiggling the pool noodle impatiently. "Sucks, doesn't it?" He smiled malevolently, lifting the pool noodle again. "Defend yourself, or you're getting another lovetap like that one."

En garde, 9S! Lambert's coming at him again, this time cutting the noodle in a sideways swipe meant to slam into his side. The dramaticness of the swing is a bit undercut by the dumb swooshing and "boff" noise it makes whenever it actually makes contact.

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