periphrasing: (STOP!)
The Great and Lovable Peridot ([personal profile] periphrasing) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival 2018-01-26 02:27 pm (UTC)

"You're the one who assaulted me and escalated to physical violence first!" Peridot argues.

Suddenly, Joshua's backup arrives in the form of a tall, sturdily built woman whose name-tag identifies her as "Susan". She is literally in a security guard uniform. Some people might not think a miniature golf course would need security, but if you've ever been to a Chuck-E-Cheese before, you know horrible truth: the world of hosting children's birthday parties one that is fraught with violent conflict.

"Sir, would you mind telling me what seems to be the problem here?" Susan asks Strange sternly, her muscular arms folded at her chest.

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