[Out in Wismuth] Right, so he's a Star Guardian now, whatever that's supposed to mean. It was weird hearing a voice in his head asking him if he was willing to fight for the preservation of life. Usually that's the sort of thing he'd experience if he was hacking a machine or something, not while fighting a biological being. And he kind of likes living? So of course he said yes!
He just. Didn't think that saying yes would come with a costume change and extra powers. Fat load of good that did against Lavellan, though. He ended up having to make an escape. But at least he knows what happened to the missing people.
His appearance has changed with additional chicken feathers threaded through his hair courtesy of one (1) Jonathan Strange. But the chicken feathers are a minor problem.
It's the heels that are the issue.
Yeah, yeah, the preservation of life is important, but did the power have to come with heels? How the heck does 2B fight in them? 9S has half a mind to take off the heeled boots and go around barefoot, but apparently it's linked to his powers... or something?
"This is stupid!" he yells in frustration as he catches himself using a lamppost before he can faceplant into the pavement thanks to the heels.
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Right, so he's a Star Guardian now, whatever that's supposed to mean. It was weird hearing a voice in his head asking him if he was willing to fight for the preservation of life. Usually that's the sort of thing he'd experience if he was hacking a machine or something, not while fighting a biological being. And he kind of likes living? So of course he said yes!
He just. Didn't think that saying yes would come with a costume change and extra powers. Fat load of good that did against Lavellan, though. He ended up having to make an escape. But at least he knows what happened to the missing people.
His appearance has changed with additional chicken feathers threaded through his hair courtesy of one (1) Jonathan Strange. But the chicken feathers are a minor problem.
It's the heels that are the issue.
Yeah, yeah, the preservation of life is important, but did the power have to come with heels? How the heck does 2B fight in them? 9S has half a mind to take off the heeled boots and go around barefoot, but apparently it's linked to his powers... or something?
"This is stupid!" he yells in frustration as he catches himself using a lamppost before he can faceplant into the pavement thanks to the heels.
Who invented this awful footwear!?