"Burgers are rather aromatic," comes his instant and likely hidden troll of a reply towards Papyrus. "I don't think someone from the cookhouse would mind cooking one of those or I could go get a fish from a lake and do that myself." It was the one thing he could actually cook. Whether he could do it half intoxicated was another thing all together.

But then effort was due where effort was applied and there was no telling how far he could go before he got bored of the task. His head plops into his arms as he manages to pull himself further out of the ground. "No need to fluster, Mister Gongenzaka. I'm only teasing~"