"I'd still rather you didn't," Ginko mumbles. He's not a fan of being teased, affectionate or not. But, that's not the most important issue right now.

"No, offense, but... if he wasn't managing to purr, land on his feet, or sniff things, what was he doing right?" He looks between the two, genuinely curious. Because, really, he's trying to imagine a cat that just doesn't do any of those things right now and it's not very convincing.