"I don't care if she is or isn't," Peridot says stubbornly, still holding that hand up. "It's still creepy." Real talk time, Steven: Peridot's on a tear. "She thinks she owns you because of this supposed relationship you have, but she doesn't, Steven. And you calling her your 'mom' just reinforces that. Think about it, you don't hear Rita or Childermass calling Ignatius or the Count 'dad', do you?"