whattaprick: (a simple witcher)
Lambert ([personal profile] whattaprick) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival 2018-09-02 09:21 pm (UTC)

When Strange splits, Celandine squeaks in dismay.

It’s happening to you too!” She squeaks. “This is terrible — oh, Lambert, can’t you get your head out of your ass for a second?” She normally isn’t so harsh, but miserable, drunken Lambert has sorely tested her.

“Well, you’re half right,” Lambert answers, huffing quietly. “I wasn’t thinking with my head.” ‘With his dick’ would be the joke to make here, ‘with his heart’ too embarrassing to say, but Lambert is too tired to even joke about it.

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