"I didn't," Childermass says, affecting a look of complete innocence. It still manages to come off as shady despite it being the truth. "It's only a theory. If it's split me into two people, it would make the most sense. I just don't understand how seeing as I refused to touch the damn thing."

Well, whatever. He doesn't sound worried and instead finishes his fresh glass of wine (quickly) and waves down yet another refill.

"I'll figure out something to fix it when I feel like it, I suppose."