“Well, I don’t want to distract you from your work,” Lambert laughs, “And I’d like to help, but I think you’ve got it covered unless you need someone to stick a sword through something. Now that you mention it, though...”

He pauses to wave a hand behind him, at the storefront they’ve been standing in front of, where bright neon lights are shaped like... a giant snail!

“... I heard this place uses giant snails and gold leaf for their healing treatments.” Does it sound bogus? It super does to Lambert, but who cares, gold is involved! And besides that... he drops his voice conspiratorially. “And they do a couples discount.”

This Lambert has absolutely no shame exploiting Strange for his body, yep.