Amethyst nods glumly. "Yeah... go figure." She makes a fart sound with her mouth. "Well, it was probably just some kind of regular farm stuff anyway," she says a little louder than necessary. "If these guys are listening we probably shouldn't be, I dunno, boring 'em with that kinda stuff."

Then she rolls onto her side to look at Peridot with an exaggeratedly stoic expression on her face. "And we definitely shouldn't make them have to sit through a whole bunch of gross kissing noises and talking about our feelings."