[He's made a friend. Which sounds fine, and really mostly is. But friendship from Papyrus can mean surprise phone calls with all kinds of absurd information.]

That is... mostly true! I signed up for a year-long contract... in exchange for the Ringmaster fixing my problem! But I didn't expect to train, or prepare for anything. I just had to keep going for a year!

Sans told me about... the other things. So now I'm working hard, to figure out what else we can do! If she could fix it all... Well, he's been here three years. Surely he would have asked by now. I'll figure something else out.