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⇨ The Tourist Trap: PROLOGUE
Who: Anyone, anywhere in Portland.
When: Any time before the start of the event.
Where: Portland area, in the new reality.
What: Once you've submitted your AU summary, you can use this post to do some CLOSED THREADING to play out some character interactions that happened before the event start. This means that memory regains will not be in play yet. Open top levels are not allowed - these threads are intended to sort out closed interactions between planned backstory connections, during the week leading up to the actual event start.
Warnings: Could be anything.
When: Any time before the start of the event.
Where: Portland area, in the new reality.
What: Once you've submitted your AU summary, you can use this post to do some CLOSED THREADING to play out some character interactions that happened before the event start. This means that memory regains will not be in play yet. Open top levels are not allowed - these threads are intended to sort out closed interactions between planned backstory connections, during the week leading up to the actual event start.
Warnings: Could be anything.
PORTLAND, AS YOU KNEW IT↴![]() The shift went unseen and unfelt. One moment you were one person, and the next, another. This before all that, though, in the new life that you remember living here in Portland. No memories of your true self have arisen yet, and at the time this was the only life you knew. Did these events truly happen at all? Or do they only exist in memory? |
local man saves shitty bird from other shitty birds, three month ago
Wheeling through the air, dropping suddenly, leveling out again, the larger crow does everything it can to try and put distance between itself and the trio hot on its tail, but it's all for nothing. The chase ends with one latching onto a wing and throwing itself into a sudden, earthward spin, yanking the larger one off balance with a shrill cry. Wild, desperate flailing manages to shake the smaller one off, but it's only by sheer luck that it careens straight into the bushes rather than crushing itself against the sidewalk.
For Lambert, if he hadn't been paying attention before, well, he'll want to pay attention now, since the blur of dark feathers shoots straight across his path and into the shrubbery lining the jogging path along the riverside. The remaining crows, still up in the air, begin to circle, as if waiting to see whether the one that's just crashed is going to rise again or not...
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These days, Lambert's been doing his best to ignore birds and anything small and rodent-like that flies (this has recently made his home life immensely difficult, since he can't even talk about it). It's not like he's about to pounce, or even has particularly cat-like instincts anymore, but there's a memory of feathers and blood in his mouth that should be unpleasantly visceral, but isn't, and he knows there's already enough wrong with him without adding that to the mix. As he glances between the dark shapes circling above and the broken twigs and fluttering leaves of the bushes at the side of the path, an uneasy feeling churns in his gut, intensifying the longer he hesitates.
With an internal groan, Lambert turns towards the bushes to investigate where the crash-landing bird went, hoping like hell this isn't a bad idea (and already suspecting that it is).
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In retrospect, it'll no doubt be just as annoying as it is right now, but that's then, not now. Right now the bushes the bird crashed into rustle at his approach, a low, angry, drawn out caw coming from it when he gets close enough. But there's no attempt to get the hell out of dodge, just a little more rustling and a wary look from a beady black eye once Lambert is actually at the bush and looking into it. Closer inspection will make it apparent enough that one of the crow's wings is overextended and caught on the branches, so the lack of escape may be more due to inability than anything else.
While that one isn't going anywhere, the other three? That's a different story. They stop circling once they notice someone else down there and swoop low, landing on nearby perches instead: a tree, the top of a lamppost, high up places where they can watch from, eerily silent now.
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Of course, nothing is that simple. He ignores the stinkeye the bird is giving him and looks it over instead, frown deepening when he sees the angle its wing is splayed at, the way it's obviously stuck. He's no expert, but he's pretty sure if he turns and walks away now, it's not getting out of there on his own. For the moment, his attention's only focused on the crow stuck in the bush, trying to figure out the best way to extract it without poking an eye out. He's gotten his sisters out of scrapes like this before, but at least they're sentient and can understand words like hold still and I'm not going to hurt you.
First things first: he has no intention of getting pecked or scratched if it's feeling feisty. He slides his hoodie off, exposing arms still scabbed with fine scratches, and holds it up with both hands, spreading it out as he tries to shoulder his way deeper into the bush, holding the branches and twigs away from springing back.
"Easy," he murmurs, less for the bird's benefit than his own, because this? This feels pretty stupid. The sense of dread abates when he moves the hoodie closer, though, so that's something. "Just gonna get you out of here..." And at that point he'll attempt to use the cloth to bundle the bird up, an endeavor complicated by trying not to jostle that wing while he's at it.
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Not from this one, in any case. Almost as soon as he has the injured crow bundled up, there's a flurry of flapping sounds from above, growing louder at an alarming rate.
It's the only warning Lambert will get before one of the smaller crows launches itself talons first at his head, soon to be followed by a second one which comes in louder than the first, screeching to high heaven as if to make up for the lack of fuss from the one they put into the bushes.
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"What the fuck?" Lambert swings his arm out blindly, hoping the motion is sharp and sudden enough to catch them off guard as he attempts to smack them away. He doesn't bother being gentle about it, either -- the last thing on his mind is being considerate towards birds who apparently have no hesitation attacking people. Instinctively, he hunches over the bundle he's made of his hoodie and cradles it closer to his chest. After all that trouble getting it out, like hell he's dropping it now.
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Maybe it's just hoping the trio going after Lambert will forget about it altogether, assuming birds can even think on a level like that.
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While he has no idea if this is within the realm of normal bird behavior -- and he doesn't want to end up like the poor fucks from Seattle who can't go outside without being yelled at by crows constantly -- or just more plain Portland craziness at work, Lambert isn't interested in seeing if the crows intend to regroup and attack again. As soon as they peel away, yammering at him, he's just going to go, trying to jostle the bird in his arms as little as physically possible as he makes a break for it and jogs back towards the park entrance.
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Once they see where Lambert's heading, they'll move again, following more quietly but also obviously enough if he ever bothers to look up and make note of it. Normal behavior or not, it looks like Mr. Hero just picked up three feathery stalkers.
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But what choice does he have, really? It's too bad that Portland doesn't have the same transportation system Seattle does, tunnels and convenient buildings to duck into, but it's too early for tourists and the doors of the buildings around are shut tight. So for now, he'll go for the only alternative to home he can think of: hop on a bus, plopping the bundle of bird gingerly on his lap and pulling out his phone so he can start searching for the nearest wildlife rescue's number.
"... Hey, uh. I'm a graduate student with the university, and I just wanted to report finding an injured crow? I didn't get a good look, but something's wrong with its wing--" He pauses, frowning as he listens to whoever is on the other end of the line. "Is it distressed? I mean, it crash-landed into a bush, I'd say that's pretty distressing." The sarcasm isn't appreciated, it's clear, but he sighs and flips the cloth away from the bird anyway, just to check how distressed it is. It had seemed pretty calm earlier, after all.
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"Of course I'm not interested in keeping it, why do you think I'm calling?" His arm aches where the talons dug into him and he reaches up absently to touch at a lightly scabbed set of scratches. "I'm just trying to find out where to drop it off near the university."
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"You aren't making it easy to help you, you know," he tells the crow sourly, tucking the phone into his back pocket and scanning the sky.
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Luckily for him, he keeps his keys to the staff room next to his house keys, and there isn't really anyone else around when he slips inside, still cradling the bird close, though he'll set him on one of the tables inside while he goes rummaging for a first aid kit and searches for variations on "diagnosing bird injury" on his phone. As soon as he finds a likely-looking reference, he heads back over, putting phone and first aid kit on the table while he ... actually looks at the bird over properly for the first time.
"I need to pick you up to check for injuries," he says out loud, instantly feeling like an idiot, but pushing through anyway. "Don't give me a hard time, all right? I'm trying not to fuck you up." He reaches out to hold the bird, watching it warily for any signs of impending violence.
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See? No trouble at all, now that Lambert isn't trying to pawn it off on some random wildlife rescue.
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He explores the wing with his fingers, moving gently along the muscles to feel for breaks in delicate bone and determine the extent of the injury, seeing how much the crow will tolerate it being manipulated. It's a break of some kind, and the best he can do is feel that the bones are aligned properly, then use non-sticky tape and bandages to fashion something that will keep it immobilized against the bird's side. He's not sure he's done it right, but it looks like it does in the pictures, so that will have to be good enough.
"Hope you didn't have somewhere else to be," he murmurs when he's finished, pushing his glasses up and moving to the sink to wash his hands -- was he supposed to do that first? Too late now -- so he can clean out his own scratches and dab antiseptic on their wounds.
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As it is, actually handling the crow and figuring out how to fix up the wing meets no resistance. He holds still when he has to, offers up the damaged wing without a fight. Overall, he has to wonder if this guy already realizes there's something weird going on here, but again, it's not really his problem.
So long as he doesn't try to dump him into an animal rehabilitation center again...
That, he won't stand for. This? He'll live.
So in reply to Lambert's murmuring, he just croaks, as crows oft do.
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"I know you can understand me." No shit. Whether the not talking is a choice or it physically can't, well, that's a different matter. If he's cursed into this form, like Lambert's guessing, he won't be able to and he'll barely be able to think around the animal instincts; if it's like his sisters but only feigning being a dumb animal, well ... it has no real reason to reveal itself to Lambert either, or believe he's someone to be trusted.
Lambert runs a hand through his hair, exhales. His life is a joke. "Are those birds going to keep going after you?"
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Though that he seriously went the 'you can understand me' route is... interesting. Was his unexpected hero something other than just a normal human? The crow squints some as he stares, trying to see through or pick up on any magic that might linger around the man. Another changeling? Something else?
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After a moment, he sighs, closing his hands into fists and resting them on the tabletop, close enough for the crow to reach both with minimal turning of its head. "Are they going to keep looking for you. Tap yes," he raises his right fist, then sets it back down on the table. "Or no." And repeats the motion, this time with his left.
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Of course he taps the right fist, of course the answer is a "yes". Or he kind of taps it, but he's tired and it ends up being more like resting his beak and therefore head on the top of the right fist, beady little eyes lidding partway. It's not entirely an act to garner pity, but if it'll help, hey.
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"You're not nearly cute enough for that to work," he tells the crow. It's tired -- and who wouldn't be, Lambert's tired, too -- and that pathetic staring shouldn't be a factor in this decision, damn it.
And yet.
He resists the urge to drag his hand over his face again, but only just. Instead, he pulls away from the table and the crow to put the first aid kit back and get one of the lockers open, pulling out a black gym bag. Most of the contents -- tape for his hands, a couple of extra shirts and a water bottle -- get dumped back into the locker. He leaves the towel inside, though, and walks back to the table, fiddling with his phone another moment, before slipping it back into his pocket. If he second guesses himself now, they could be here all day.
"You owe me for this," he mutters, looking the crow in the eyes as he lifts him again, into the nest of towel he's made of the bag.
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Death would be the good outcome of that, it's safe to say. Maybe someday he'll tell him that, but that's a very slim maybe.
In any case, he does make a disgruntled sound at being told he's not nearly cute enough — rude! True, but rude! — but that'll be it. Just as before, the crow won't fight being lifted and tucked away in the bag. If he's made it this far in one piece, now isn't the time to start misjudging this guy.
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