Greg lapses into silence as he applies the paste, too tired and lost to keep rambling. Y'know, it's crazy how the burned areas stop right at where he was already poorly tanned.

On top of the burns, Greg's had a brief tussle with oxygen deprivation, but nothing to cause lasting damage. Also a long irrelevant list of ailments that come with middle age. Did you know he's got androgenetic alopecia? Wild.