ᴀ̶s̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ʟ̶ FLOWEY the FLOWER! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
wilt) wrote in lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
[your best friend] intensifies (open)
Who: Flowey and YOU!
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
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[ He only pointed it out because what kind of dude asks a flower to punish him? Flowey doesn't even know the uh, the disgusting context behind it besides the fact that he was acting gross. ]
How do I stop him from doing that next time?
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And the fact that it is Taako--someone from whom he knows the gesture is deliberate--keeps him that way. Silent. He doesn't argue, doesn't interrupt or protest in the slightest.
He does, however, reach up just as Taako's heel grinds down, interrupting him in the process of investigating the sharp pain and surrounding soreness where that pellet struck his face. He can feel the open air against it, the blood running down his jaw. He sucks his breath in through his teeth, shuddering slightly at the combined effect of Taako's boot pressing into his spine and the contact of a curved claw to his open wound.
But isn't that exactly the point?
Flowey doesn't know how lucky he is, for Taako to have shown up exactly when he did--]
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[Taako removes his boot from Foster's back, and he reaches down to help yank him back upright, hoping to escort him somewhere away from children before he remembers how to speak.]
Foster here is, uh... he's not... mmmmmmmmm. [How to word it.] He's not great at the whole "not being a complete nightmare to talk to" thing.
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[ --freak, but he realizes that might give Foster a rise to be insulted again, andddd Flowey is but a flower. ]
He's a... unique... guy. [ The disgust is written all over his face. ] Can you take him away from here? So he can, uh...
... learn some valuable self esteem lessons and reaffirmation.
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The transition between horizontal and vertical is abrupt, and his vision hazes and blacks out almost immediately, his heart rate spiking and, somewhat disconnectedly, stomach cramping up.
But all he says is:]
Oh.
[Then he falls.]
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[Taako catches him quickly, mostly on reflex; Foster is so thin that he's not exactly hard to haul back up, and Taako holds him up, bracing most of Foster's weight onto his own shoulder and side.]
Okay, uh, why don't I just see this guy back to his trailer, and you go back to doing... whatever it is you're doing here, and we all just forget about this little incident?
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[ He doesn't even raise his head above the booth to look, the grossness is still too easy of an emotion to indulge in that he'll be wearing it on his nonexistant shoulder and thinking up better disses he could have done at the time. ]