ᴀ̶s̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ʟ̶ FLOWEY the FLOWER! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
wilt) wrote in lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
[your best friend] intensifies (open)
Who: Flowey and YOU!
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
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[Unfortunately as Ichigo is not feeling too kindly towards Zangetsu at the moment, none of this bothers him at all. Of all the things they could face, a mouthy daisy was hardly even remotely close to the worst. And if Zangetsu couldn't handle that..
...Well, it was an amusing and harmless thought. But as he has no clue as to Flowey's actual capabilities, there IS a bit of concern that the poor flower would just get mulched in the process.]
Kind of a funny way of making friends, most people get pissed off when insulted, but if it works for you..
[There's a moment's pause. Maybe it worked different when someone was a little flower.]
Speaking of. What's your name? If we'll be working around each other it'll be good to know.
[And a note is being made to keep an eye on Flowey when he is on duty. Just in case..]
no subject
[ as always, a JERK ]
You just swap the 'y' for an 'r'. Clever, right? [ And that is intoned with obvious enough sarcasm. ]
I'm a bouncer and a performer! What exactly do you do?
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[The offending balloon animals with Flowey's name on them are inspected and sure enough there it is.
The daisy didn't sound like he thought it was clever, did that mean he didn't like his name?]
Mercenary for the 'nightrunners', whatever the hell that is. Doubt it involves evening jogging. Bouncer too.
[Hey wait. Ichigo's gaze turns speculative.]
You must pack a lot more of a punch than you look to get that job yourself.