ᴀ̶s̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ʟ̶ FLOWEY the FLOWER! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
wilt) wrote in lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
[your best friend] intensifies (open)
Who: Flowey and YOU!
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - ｆｌｏｗｅｙ” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
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I think I'd have to talk to your brother first, if he's here. He, uh... he saw a lot of what I did.
[ And therefore, would know to tell Papyrus not to ask anything about what happened and tell him about what Flowey truly was. The way Papyrus deserved to hear, because Flowey is still a manipulative jerk and scared child rolled up in one and prone to lying about how much damage he did. Like he'd receive a scolding or a blast to the face. ]
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[Ah, yes, Sans. Sans does remember that stuff. And he tends to withhold it or lie to Papyrus about things that are painful to either one of them. Time will tell whether he's changing that habit, but given their lives so far, making him the gatekeeper of information doesn't feel great.]
He is here. Alive, and... around. [Papyrus grimaces and rubs at his neck, hesitating for a second.]
And he might not be as, as welcoming of company as I am. Some things happened, lately. Murdery things, and worse, and... he does remember all that stuff, and probably holds it against you a little more.
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...
But he's your big brother, and you can't hide me in your trailer. He has to find out about me soon, and somehow, I don't think he'll take well to it if we put it off. He'll think I manipulated you into saying nothing, or worse...
Besides, I have something to tell him. Something that will-- might-- make him put the lasers down.
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[Which is a real shame, sometimes. It'd be funny to pull off a secret roommate, if not for the... extenuating situation.]
I hope you're right! But I should warn you, the 'lasers' are dogs now, they'll have to decide for themselves.
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[ He might get a new emotion out of this, too! Like horror, or 'fear of death' or 'bad time.' You can't complain about that, can you? ]
Could you tell him to meet me? Tell him I... have something important to say about Toriel and Alphys' experiments. You can stay there and intervene if needed. You should probably hear it too.
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I could... give him on a call, on the radio! Right here. [He demonstratively pats at the radio on his waist, and pulls it off while he asks,] Don't you have one yet?
[Those emotions are fair game for complaining about; the goal right now is to get some positives, and help bolster Flowey's resolve! How can he go through this without determination?]
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Make the call, okay? I'll wait outside in case he's not in a good mood.
[ He clips through the ground to wait outside. ]
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This is gonna go super well, with just a couple obstacles to dodge, and then everybody can be friends.]