ᴀ̶s̶ʀ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ʟ̶ FLOWEY the FLOWER! (
wilt) wrote in
lostcarnival2017-11-11 10:10 pm
[your best friend] intensifies (open)
Who: Flowey and YOU!
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - flowey” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]
When: B1: D1-6!
Where: Outside of his festive Children's Entertainment Booth!
What: Just you and Flowey, meeting each other and making friends!
Warnings: Flowey is (SPOILER) not nice.
[ Back here, after signing his contract, Flowey’s gone and raided the performer’s storage (which he had to burrow to find over and over again). He’s made dozens of balloon animals. Perhaps in one of his years resetting, he did it to stave off boredom. How he does it with no arms, absolutely no one can guess. “HOWDY! - flowey” Is written on each and every indistinguishable bipedal animal that could resemble an annoying dog and he’s handing them out with a happy greeting! ]
“Howdy! You’re not the ugliest person on the planet, but you better hope he doesn’t die! Nice to meet you!”
“Howdy! You look like a mistake only the chaos of the universe could make, pleased to make your acquaintance!”
“Howdy! You’re kind of like Rapunzel, but instead of letting your hair down, you’re letting everyone down in your life! It’s so good to make new friends!”
“Howdy! I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower! I’m an experiment gone wrong and I’m still less of a mistake than you! Have a nice day, happy to finally say hello!”
[ Do you… come up and get your custom insult?
Or do you defend the honor of someone he just insulted? ]

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The Ringmaster must really be a miracle worker.
It makes her think, too. If Flowey can change, who says she can't, too? She can be a better monster. Own up to her mistakes. She had a whole year to do it, didn't she? And she could start with this.]
T-then.... please! Let me help you! I'll g-get you anything you need! And you can get back to normal even faster!
Just... let me make it up to you?
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Almost like a person. ]
My contract with the Ringmaster. I signed to get my soul back, but the clause was that I had to regain all my feelings one by one.
I'm trying to force out every single one that I can, but-- a bunch of them must be negative. If I learn all the positive ones fast, I'll be back to my original personality, but then have to experience all of the negative ones next. And if it's vise versa, I'll be acting more Flowey-ish.
Whether it's good or bad, that's all the help I need.
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[Well. Alphys certainly has a lot of feels. The problem here is that most of them are negative. Does Flowey want to learn crippling depression and self-loathing?]
Well, uh... I can help with some of them! And I know a guy! His name's Papyrus, he's the most positive guy I know! I bet you could get a lot of good feelings from him!
[To balance out the "feels like garbage" he'll probably regain from her.]
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[ Just staring her straight in the eyes. ]
I can't have only happy emotions to get my soul back. I'll need your help too. If you feel too bad about it, maybe work with me first and then I'll work with Papyrus, or something.
[ Though he could certainly earn enthusiasm if she got him to watch a good anime. His final boss fight? All about that stuff. ]