Strange is talking, all Lambert can hear is "blah blah I'm a huge nerd." Still, he's happy to leave the topic of singleness behind ... until something inevitably brings it up again, anyway.

"Don't know why you'd want to read some of these, anyway." Lambert tucks the drink book under his arm absently -- he's curious about it, and he can think of a few uses for it, but like hell he's telling Strange that. To illustrate his point, he picks up a book at random off the shelf, reading the title out solemnly.

"'Fifty-One Things To Make Out of Your Own Leg Hair.' Yeah, I've definitely been looking for this my whole life."