My name is Silver. I can't believe I have to say I'm a human - no, I didn't have the tail, claws, weird tongue, or pointed ears before I came here. I also am older than I look, so don't treat me like a kid. I'm just shorter than normal because of this place. Where I'm from doesn't matter because only one of you has heard of it and I already told her. I do pretty much everything around here. Don't get in my way and we won't have a problem.

[Boy, does he sound enthusiastic! He looks at his superior with a 'Are we done now?' expression.]