Joker (
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lostcarnival2017-08-17 06:53 pm
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[open] ring the bells that still can ring
Who: Joker and you
What: All's fun and games, but the Performers still need to work. Joker occupies himself with that, and maybe a few other things. Like cooking. Or sunbathing.
Where: The Big Tent, the cookhouse, trailers, and eventually the lake
When: Days 145 - 152
Warnings: Potential talk of trauma? But nothing more than that
A - Time to Work
[It's over the Performance Department's channel on the radio that Joker's voice buzzes through.]
While it's all well and good ta take a break, this is a reminder for folks ta get practice in. We won't be doin' real impressive shows for a while, probably, but that just means it's more important ta keep practicin' for when we move on from the Summerlands.
Any problems or questions, come find me in the Big Top. Oh, and we got some new folk in, in case ya haven't seen yet.
[Sure enough, Joker can be found in the ring, bouncing around making sure people are doing fine, practicing some tricks himself... All sorts. He'll come over the second he sees someone enter.]
B - Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
[In the cookhouse today? Well, you'll find Joker getting to work, apparently mashing up all sorts of fruits, getting their juices.... Of course, with the one arm problem, sometimes this means needing to get inventive.... Are his feet shoeless? Don't worry about it.]
[Later on, Joker is bouncing from trailer to trailer, leaving jars of jelly and jam for everyone. Why? Well, you'll have to stop him to find out.]
C - Lost in Thought
[Joker knows a lot of people in the Summerlands, what, with the carnival already having visited it once before and Joker being... himself. So it's of no surprise that throughout the carnival's stay, he's often gone into the city, chatted with just about everyone, and acted as if he's perfectly fine.]
[On occasion, however....]
[Those who go to the carnival's lake will find him trying to push what looks like a.... blow-up rubber floating thing out onto the lake's surface with his feet, Feathers the Dartix trying to help him along. Joker is notably not wearing any actual swimwear... besides, like, his usual atrocious mash up of 'modern' fashion.]
[Later on, if no one interrupts him on shore, Joker is out in the water proper, but not... really messing around. He's just sprawled along the pool float stomach-first, his wings stretched out completely and partially in the water. Occasionally the water carries him a little closer to shore- perfectly within talking distance.]
What: All's fun and games, but the Performers still need to work. Joker occupies himself with that, and maybe a few other things. Like cooking. Or sunbathing.
Where: The Big Tent, the cookhouse, trailers, and eventually the lake
When: Days 145 - 152
Warnings: Potential talk of trauma? But nothing more than that
A - Time to Work
[It's over the Performance Department's channel on the radio that Joker's voice buzzes through.]
While it's all well and good ta take a break, this is a reminder for folks ta get practice in. We won't be doin' real impressive shows for a while, probably, but that just means it's more important ta keep practicin' for when we move on from the Summerlands.
Any problems or questions, come find me in the Big Top. Oh, and we got some new folk in, in case ya haven't seen yet.
[Sure enough, Joker can be found in the ring, bouncing around making sure people are doing fine, practicing some tricks himself... All sorts. He'll come over the second he sees someone enter.]
B - Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
[In the cookhouse today? Well, you'll find Joker getting to work, apparently mashing up all sorts of fruits, getting their juices.... Of course, with the one arm problem, sometimes this means needing to get inventive.... Are his feet shoeless? Don't worry about it.]
[Later on, Joker is bouncing from trailer to trailer, leaving jars of jelly and jam for everyone. Why? Well, you'll have to stop him to find out.]
C - Lost in Thought
[Joker knows a lot of people in the Summerlands, what, with the carnival already having visited it once before and Joker being... himself. So it's of no surprise that throughout the carnival's stay, he's often gone into the city, chatted with just about everyone, and acted as if he's perfectly fine.]
[On occasion, however....]
[Those who go to the carnival's lake will find him trying to push what looks like a.... blow-up rubber floating thing out onto the lake's surface with his feet, Feathers the Dartix trying to help him along. Joker is notably not wearing any actual swimwear... besides, like, his usual atrocious mash up of 'modern' fashion.]
[Later on, if no one interrupts him on shore, Joker is out in the water proper, but not... really messing around. He's just sprawled along the pool float stomach-first, his wings stretched out completely and partially in the water. Occasionally the water carries him a little closer to shore- perfectly within talking distance.]

*theme from Jaws*
[Something is moving under the water. It's coming for him, making a straight line from the shore to his flotation device. It doesn't move fast, but it is deliberate and determined to reach him.]
[Whatever it is, it has two small antlers that stick out of the surface of the water.]
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[So he just grins lazily as he watches them come for him, waiting to see if Doll remembers to breathe.]
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Foolish lake-bather, I 'ave ye now! Come ta-- [Shoot, she's sinking again, so she has to drop her monster arms and tread water for a minute.] --drag y'down t'Davy Jones' Locker n-- [Monster arms again.] --feast on yer squishy parts!
[Apparently Davy Jones owns lockers in lakes too.]
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wiggle wiggle
Uh... What are you doing?
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[He puts on his best innocent beam, batting his eyes up at her as he holds up the small basket of jam he has.]
Ever had jam before?
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What's the occasion?
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party at the big top
The mirror clouds over with a dark purple smoke as out of the smoke, through the mirror, and into the performance tent steps Jonathan Strange. The smoke still lingers around his body for a moment or two, before it slowly dissipates as Strange takes a few steps forward. His feet, however, remain obscured in a cloud of smoke, probably because they're currently smoke themselves. It probably would look really cool except Strange is just muttering like a big ol'nerd as he does so. ]
At least it still works. I'll still need to tweak the magic to try and account for the shoes, I'm certainly not-- [ wait a minute, that's Joker. Strange looks up, realizing for the first time that oh! Joker's there! ]
Funny, I thought you'd have left the big top by now.
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[But he's more amused than anything as he glances down at the smoky mass that used to be a pair of feet.]
New addition to the act, then?
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Though, as Joker mentions how he practically lives there... ]
Well, if you practically live in the big top, then perhaps you wouldn't mind turning that supervisor trailer over to someone who would actually use it?
[ he's teasing ]
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C
"What are you doing?"
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"I'm here ta enjoy myself, thank ya."
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"It looks like you're failing, badly." He'd offer to lend a hand (he has four of them now), but he doesn't actually want to get anywhere near the water. Still, it's not like he needs to get near the water to help. Telekinetics sure could be useful. Maybe if he'd had them in Portland he wouldn't have gotten the shit kicked out of him so many times.
"Need some help?"
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best quality: his wiggles
Oh! Good morning! What are you-
[beat]
...Where are your shoes?
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[Sorry, excuse him- he has a wooden spoon in his mouth as he tries to balance things out.]
Hi!
[....That doesn't answer where his shoes are.]
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[BUT STILL...]
...But you really shouldn't be barefoot in the kitchen, dear.
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B
Hey! Thanks for the door-jam!
[Yep, he had to pun it up. That's how you know he's old.]
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Finally! Someone with a good sense of humor!
[This can clearly only lead to good things that won't drive the rest of the carnival up the wall]
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Putting the bucket down on the shoreline, shaking his head to dislodge some popcorn that got up into his nares, he waves a great white wing at Joker, who's laying out in the water.]
Hey! How's it going, Joker?
[He doesn't really look like his human body, aside from the eyes and the coloration, but he sounds the same.]
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Warm! Summerlands, always livin' up ta its name? Whatcha got there?
[Because it looks like a giant bucket of popcorn, but he's out adrift and who knows what people do here sometimes. They're all a bunch of weirdos.]
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B
[Ash hadn't been home when Joker showed up to her trailer; rather, she'd been on the way back, giving her a perfect sight of him plunking jars into her mailbox.]
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Wotcher, Ash. Ya aren't allergic ta any fruits, are ya?
[Maybe he should have asked that before he did this...]
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C
Do you, ah, need some help? [She's ask what he's trying to do there, but it's fairly obvious. Just...very ridiculous.]
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[A fond coo.]
Havin' a good swim then?
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a jam thief appears
Someone remind him he is in fae carnival.
But it means that he's mostly hanging around the carnival and getting to know every inch of it. He spots someone in some odd clothes stuffing something into his, and then Gon's, mailbox. He waits until the weird guy has moved on before checking the mail. What he finds inside is unexpected. A jar of something brightly colored. Unsure of what exactly it is, he opens it and sniffs it. It's cloyingly sweet, whatever it is. With a finger he removes a dollop and puts it on his tongue.
Holy crap. It's some kind of sweet fruit paste!! Humans called this something. Jam? He didn't remember. But he didn't realize it was so delicious. He manages to slurp up the entire jar in a few seconds, barely taking time to breathe. He licks his lips and looks at Gon's mailbox. There's probably more in there, but--
Well, he actually kind of likes Gon.
Brightly Colored Jam Man is making rounds up ahead, so Zangetsu stealthily follows behind him, aiming to collect all the jelly for himself.
Except one of the mailboxes is less sturdy than it looks, and it snaps at the base, falling with a loud metal crash.
Zangetsu is a little stunned, staring at the broken mailbox with his face covered in jam and his arms full of pilfered goods]
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[Oh, Joker would have heard eventually- those long ears are for more than hanging earrings from- but that definitely speeds up the process. He jolts, wings flapping, and twists on his heel at the incredibly incriminating sight.]
[For a long second, he just stares.]
[Then the laughter bursts out, so much of it that he's forced to double over, jam basket banging against his legs.]
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